While in Austin for SxSW, we asked a few bands if they could invent sex positions based on band names. Creative visions and juices flowed! We encourage our readership to liven up their between the sheets game with these new positions and acts. Although, Mr. Lies' "Blue Hawaii" position, despite conveying an on-the-spot brilliance, is not recommended for reasons you'll soon understand.
Minor purchases necessary to complete some acts include:
vacation home
plastic trousers
sombrero
ice bucket
first aid kit
