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We missed last week’s picks because no one in the office would stop watching Julian’s lonely blowjob routine. It’s funny how you can eat up

“But what are you going to do? You've got to play within the rules,” says Vince Wilfork. “I don't have any control over that. I

I was doing my normal unemployment walk of Internet shame this morning: sports scores, tumblr girls, inbox refreshing when I landed on a video still

At some point in our recent history it went out of fashion for those in the entertainment industry to be vocal about social and political

The first week of the season ended with only a handful of concussion-like symptoms to report. A few rookie quarterbacks turfed out, but we don’t

August 10, 2012 | London, England: The questions surrounding this summer’s Olympics are literally, literally limitless. Is there any way Michael Phelps can repeat the

Evidently the Olympics are in full swing. And because we need to title everything, we need to record and mold stats into something marketable, Phelps

Back before he was Benjamin, Ben Gibbard wrote an ode to Ichiro Suzuki. A little ditty he wrote “a few years ago” that now seems

Welp, that’s it. I think I’m done. What started out this summer as what I had assumed was a small case of my annual SSAD

Let’s just quickly dismiss these shoes as racist. As quickly as we turn against – and then for, and then probably against again – our