We at Impose(real) have been struggling to find the words to describe why January was such a terrible monster. While the snore-inducing Super Bowl and the untimely death of Philip Seymour Hoffman fell squarely within the month of February, these events only seemed like the latent hangover of 2014's beginning, the carryover from a month of terrifying false starts and slipups. The weather, the awards shows, the celebrities acting like babies, there was no shortage of unreal nonsense that went down in Janvier, and we're not having any of it. We were robbed. Where is our magnificently dressed white rapper to give us an apology?