NBA basketball is back! And while there is a lot to think about this upcoming season: Will the Warriors repeat? Will LeBron finally bring a title to Cleveland? What about Durant? Anthony Davis? John Wall? Those dang Milwaukee Bucks? You’re sure to get an overload of information as to who and what is going to take place, but here at Impose, we want to give you a calm place to consider the 2015 NBA season. For each team we present a haiku to capture their current essence as well as the unknown future. First up: the Eastern Conference. Let it sink in the way a Swaggy P three pointer entertaining miss sinks in.
New York Knicks
Another year of
Melo and Phil and Dolan too
This year with more ehh
Philadelphia 76ers
Trust the process Sam
Shirley Temples all around
At least an Okafor
Orlando Magic
Super Mario
Space the floor mightily and
Get Magic playoffs!
Detroit Pistons
No more rebuild and
Stan only has himself to
Hide behind Dumars
Charlotte Hornets
MKG out now
Born Ready in LA
Linsanity two?
Miami Heat
Pray for healthy Bosh
Goran and running and Wade
Gonna miss five weeks
Indiana Pacers
No more Roy to stink
More like PG 4 ok?
Myles Turner fun
Brooklyn Nets
Albatross Deron
Still under a slew of deals
And no draft to claim
Boston Celtics
Brad Stevens two times
Another solid year of
Outperforming self
Milwaukee Bucks
Grabbed Greg Monroe!
Long and mean defense all year
Shooting needs more depth
Washington Wizards
No more Truth daggers
Randy Whitman will go small
Probably plateau
Toronto Raptors
Ugly end to year
Plan to be more aggressive
Going to blow up?
Chicago Bulls
Derrek Rose Facemask
The Mayor is here to be
Anti Thibodeaux
Cleveland Cavaliers
Still wait on Tristan
A payroll to save poor city
And still LeBron lose?
Atlanta Hawks
Amazing last year
Poised to be similar but
Could also fall hard
