ME INTERNET ME HAVE FANTASY RAP TEAM AND FANTASY RAP TEAM TOTALLY FUCKED.
ME THOUGHT DRAFT WENT GREAT. GOT T.I. GUCCI MANE WEEZY. I USE POWER OF INTERNET LOGIC, DEDUCE THAT JAILED RAPPERS DON'T GO BACK TO JAIL. ME INTERNET, ME NOT FUCKING CRYSTAL BALL.
NOW I IN FIRST PLACE FOR “CRED” CATEGORY AND LAST PLACE FOR “VERSES” “GOOD MIXTAPES” AND “CHORUSES I REMEMBER”. ALSO “DAYS OUT OF JAIL”. DEAD LAST.
ME TRADE YOU GUCCI FOR CUDI? T.I. FOR JIM JONES? YES I AM SERIOUS. I DESPERATE HERE. MAYBE THEY BE IN JAIL NEXT ANYWAY?
IF I LOSE FANTASY RAP GAME I GET VERY UPSET, PROBABLY GET ARRESTED BY WEB SHERIFF FOR DRIVING ON WRONG SIDE OF RED LIGHT TO BUY FIREARM FROM BACK OF WEEZYTHANXYOU.COM. PLEASE HELP BEFORE SOMETHING BAD HAPPEN TO INTERNET.
