We're here again to test the limits of the old phrase “there's no such thing as bad press,” bringing you some of the most eyebrow-raising images that the music industry has decided to abuse us with this week.
You know, the Media has often been portrayed as blithely commenting on the world from behind a bulletproof pope-shield of anonymity. Not true! Impose's popemobile has our website written right along the side*.
Questions are raised by this picture. Questions like, what is the guy in the Billie Jean outfit leaning on? Is the guy on the right beaming up, or being erased from existence?. Do they all have superpowers, like the fantastic four? One of them can turn invisible, one can lean on things that aren't there, one can sit on chairs and one can wear pink in public.
And what is Chief Sittingpants thinking about? Is he wondering whether the Large Hadron Collider will accidentally destroy the world? I know when my face gets scrunched like that I'm usually thinking about either the Large Hadron Collider, Bbdim7 or what Khaela Maricich is doing right now and whether she's dancing.
Also, have you noticed how this:
Looks uncannily like this:
Yes, they're from Estonia. Let me refer you to last week's mantra.
This photograph captures all the clichés of band photography. “Alright, now someone look down, someone look off, someone look straight at the camera, and someone stand like you're extracting a three-foot metal pole from your anus. If you've got ovaries, stand in the back, or on top of something. And try to show some leg. Now sit tight while we up the contrast/brightness.”
But really, Pia Fraus didn't even know they were in a band when this photo was taken. They were posing for the upcoming UNDERFRAUS III: VAMPIROLUSION, the biggest movie in Estonia (not counting porn).
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HAHAHA MORE LIKE TEH GRAY KID LOLZ
HAHAHA MORE LIKE TEH GRAY KID LOLZ
HAHAHA MORE LIKE TEH GRAY KID LOLZ
HAHAHA MORE LIKE TEH GRAY KID LOLZ
HAHAHA MORE LIKE TEH GRAY KID LOLZ
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Look into his eyes. This is not a man who takes no for an answer. He doesn't even take maybe. This man is 100% yes. His eyes dissolve your underwear through your pants.
Even when you aren't looking at him he's looking at you, hanging there in space like a huge-headed bat. When you close your eyes you still see him, chasing you across a vast, obsidian wasteland.
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GIVE IN
*it actually doesn't.
