The Urban Dictionary describes “cock safari” as “the act of a woman engaging in excessive promiscuous behavior with multiple partners. My girlfriend dumped me and then went on a Cock Safari with every guy who works at Taco Bell.” Another definition for it is a trio of dudes from Sydney who make a warped mix of feedback hums and looped samples of what could be anything from AM talk shows, John Wayne movies on VHS, to convention center speeches about vacuums, who the fuck knows. We do know that “Michael's Penis” [sic] is based entirely around a Michael Jackson joke by Ron White that ends with the punch line “Folks, I've been jacking off for thirty years, I couldn't pick my dick out of a police lineup!” Uhhhhnn.
Cock Safari, “Michael's Penis”
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