Don Imus – Twista = Biz Markie?

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We never got past addition so we're still working this out but we're pretty sure there's simple mathematical correlation between this:

And McDonald's recent Twista-drop from their 10-city “tour”, citing derogatory language:

McDonald's USA made the decision following concerns raised about the artist's controversial lyrics… Although we respect free speech and artistic expression, we do not condone or perpetuate derogatory language.

And this little number for Nick Jr.'s Yo Gabba Gabba!:

Sean Kingston's replacing Twista for McDonald's 10-city parking lot tour, Imus will ultimately get rehired or jump to satellite, and Biz Markie will show up on Nick Jr. for a few seconds every day to be our cuddly, kid-friendly face of hip hop. I mean he already kind of was that so what's the big deal, right?